Bradversations

After returning home one Saturday afternoon:

Brad: Bad news, I think we need a new washing machine.

Me: What? Why?

Brad: I was sitting here watching TV, eating a sandwich when it started making a terrible noise. I jumped up and ran to turn it off. It had moved several feet from the wall. It still works, but it's really loud.

Me: Isn't that thing less than two years old?

Brad: Yes. But it gets worse.

Me: ?

Brad: Phoebe ate my sandwich.