Dear Anne
Dear Anne-
You are not nice. A lot of people loathe working with you. You talk WAY too loudly on your phone. Your voice is like nails on a chalk board. It's so nasally and unfriendly.
Nobody cares how much you workout. Nobody cares that you are a personal trainer. Nobody cares that you didn't eat bad food during the holidays. You could have the best body and your lack of personality, caring and tact cancels it out. And you're not very pretty so your "rocking" body (as you call it) doesn't really matter. My husband would call you a "butter" face- everything is hot "but-her-face".
You're not good at your job--you just have an amazing support staff. And they don't get any credit because you have no appreciation for them. I cannot believe you are in a management position to begin with. It's a running joke that nobody on my team likes working with you and we only put up with you because we have to. I can't believe you haven't been fired. You must either have the upper management totally snowed or you're sleeping with them.
You suck.
Sincerely,
Me
UPDATE:
For some reason, the woman hosing my blog decided to stop hosting my post, so I've place it here. Enjoy!