Two actual conversations Brad and I had in the past week:
Brad: I heard this 80's station on Pandora is really good.
Kelli: Doesn't matter. It's not a 'station' (yes, I used air quotes), it's an algorithm that changes based on your thumbs up or thumbs down. So no two people are actually listening to the same 'station.' (air quotes again.)
Brad: I hate you.
Brad: Have you noticed that [friend] seems to be a bit obsessed with you?
Me: A little. But I think you offering to sell me to him isn't helping the matter.
OK, now if you want proof that I could hold a gold medal in blinking when a camera is on me, watch this story from our local channel 11 (with my awesome friend, Lauren Clark).
|Oh, look, I'm even blinking in the screen grab.|
(Heart my pink chefs coat!)
Even though I blinked.
(and may or may not sound like a red neck. That is still out for debate.)
So, if you need me, I'll be in the back baking, reciting 'The Rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain.'