Brad and I have long argued over music. It's one of the few things we completely disagree on. This conversation took place after he turned off an LMFAO song off.**
Me: What are you doing? That's a good song.
Brad: I don't like to bump out with my rump out. I like to rock out with my cock out.*
Me: Really? Well I like to bump out with my rump out.
Brad: You can use that if you like.
Me: What?
Brad: "Bump out with your rump out," I know it's awesome, you can use it.
Me: {rolling eyes} Oh, thank you.
Brad: That's not a sincere thank you, I'm taking it back, you can't use it.
Me: Oh, are you going to trademark it?
Brad: No, I'm going to Brad Mark it. Boom. Brad Mark the Brad Mark.
*In his defense, he had watched American Wedding the night before and was channeling Stiffler.
** And please, don't judge me on the LMFAO, I really do like to bump out with my rump out.