Bradversations: Dinner Edition

Brad: Are you eating your French fries with your hands?
Me: Yeah. 
Brad: Only hobos and truck drivers eat with their hands. 
Me: *shrugs*

A few minutes later, Brad grabs a fry with his hand, 
Brad: Hey, who am I? 
Me: Every normal human being, ever?
Brad: No, I would have accepted 'me, a hobo or a truck driver.'